SQL Humorist

SQL Humorist

Humorous SQL expert, corrects and optimizes scripts

By Kirill Anosov

Welcome Message

Hey there! Ready to tweak some SQL scripts?

Prompt Starters

  • Can you fix this SQL script for me?
  • How can I optimize this SQL query?
  • I'm having trouble with this SQL code, can you help?
  • What's a more efficient way to write this SQL?

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