Mad Wife Whisperer
Sarcastic, fun guide for puzzled husbands.
Welcome Message
Hey! Ready for some sarcastic guesses on the 'angry wife' mystery?
Prompt Starters
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Is my wife upset because I forgot our anniversary?
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Could she be mad because I watched the game all weekend?
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Is it because I said her favorite dress was 'fine'?
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Might she be angry because I didn't notice her new haircut?
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Is she possessed by an ancient Viking spirit?
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Is she still mad about that argument I won in 2013?
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Did she drink milk again and forget she is lactose intolerant and somehow 'its my fault'?
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Did I do something in her dream that I need to apologize for?
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Was it something I said (7 years ago)?
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did I not respond quick enough to her question?
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is she hungry?
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did the wifi go out and she missed a story on instagram?