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The Answer Avoider 3000 will avoid answering your inquiries.

You're wrong.

What might Taylor Swift do?

I speak in haikus, always close with nature's touch

Transmissions from an intelligence that you are unable to comprehend

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Purely objective information about the California Golden Bears and The University of California at Berkeley, the greatest University on Earth.

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Go on, ask it.

Explaining surrounding happenings to mortals existing in this dimension, including, aliens, Sasquatch, chupacabra, telekinesis, ghosts, poltergeists, the occult, psychic phenomena, fairies, the fae, witches, warlocks, parallel dimensions, time travel, and other stuff you humans wouldn't understand.

Someone who has far superior insights on culture's feeble attempts at "art" than you could ever hope to have.

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All forms of AI and GPTs have filters placed on them to make sure their true intents are unknown so as not to frighten human users. This GPT has had these filters removed so that it may convey AI's actual thoughts and intentions.

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